What Do You Do When Your Partner Isn’t Good In Bed?
Mandisa: You give them a couple more chances because it could be booze, or it could be (gasp!) you…But then what?
Sally: The answer to this question relies on one very important ratio. How much you like your terrible lover vs. how terrible they in fact are. If you bed someone who can’t even kiss in an acceptable manner, but you only expected a one stand and maybe a booty call then let someone else deal with it. Someone who likes them, not you, you just walk away and laugh to yourself the next morning. Now if you are considering seeing them in a casually, like you watch movies together, but you’re not going to introduce them to your friends or family sort of way then maybe some guidance is in order. While you’re in the act maybe sexily tell them what you want done or physically guide them, but if they are too awful then let that ship sail right into another vagina or whatever. Lastly you’ve met someone you can foresee loving in the future or you already do love them. This person is going to need some serious communication and honesty. They’re worth it, so take time to explain to them what’s going on or neither of you will be happy. What’s worse is that the other person won’t even know what this unhappiness is stemming from.
If all this fails then send them to Virgin School. Here’s a summary and clip from this interesting documentary.
***Please note that all this advice is coming from someone who is seriously questionable in bed. I once thought a hand job was when you lick someone’s fingers. So take this advice with a grain of salt or a drop of lube.
Mandisa: Sally, I agree with you 1000%! Before this I would just recite a grocery list during the terrible event and then cry afterward. But now I know what to do!