Lesbians, What's Up With You Guys?

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OkCrap:  I have general interests Sally: Here’s this week’s terrible e-mail from OKCupid.  Today I present you with this message.  His username and actual name shall remain anonymous and please note that his profile picture was a cartoon and only a cartoon.  Please also note that I live in the US. hi, I saw your profile and thought that I’d say hello My name is _______, 38, living in Dublin. I’m a single guy, non smoker, I work as an engineer. I have general interests, my main ones I suppose would be music, travelling, cinema, eating out, watching DVDs and socialising. If you think that you might be interested in getting to know me, then give me a shout. We can chat on skype or yahoo if you wish. Thanks _______ This is what I would have responded.  If I dated cartoon characters. Dear ________, I also love eating and socializing.  We have so much in common!  And since you live so conveniently in another country I’m sure this will totally work.  Let’s skype and I’ll totes show you my boobs! XOXOXO Sally

OkCrap:  I have general interests

Sally: Here’s this week’s terrible e-mail from OKCupid.  Today I present you with this message.  His username and actual name shall remain anonymous and please note that his profile picture was a cartoon and only a cartoon.  Please also note that I live in the US.

hi, 

I saw your profile and thought that I’d say hello My name is _______, 38, living in Dublin. I’m a single guy, non smoker, I work as an engineer. I have general interests, my main ones I suppose would be music, travelling, cinema, eating out, watching DVDs and socialising. If you think that you might be interested in getting to know me, then give me a shout. We can chat on skype or yahoo if you wish. 


Thanks 

_______

This is what I would have responded.  If I dated cartoon characters.

Dear ________,

I also love eating and socializing.  We have so much in common!  And since you live so conveniently in another country I’m sure this will totally work.  Let’s skype and I’ll totes show you my boobs!

XOXOXO

Sally


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